The Adventures Of The Cow

"And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning

of a little league game getting hit by a pitch"



[Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow]

[Cow:] Moo



"And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time,

and thinks his parachute isn't gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground"



[Plane sounds]

[M1:] Alright cow, don't even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,

quit being a pansy and do it

[Cow:] Moo

[Ripcord sounds]

[Cow:] Moo,mrr

[Parachute opens]

[Cow:] Moow

[Thud]



"And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru

and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries"



[Cow opening paper bag]

[Cow:] Moo,moo

[Car screeches, and turns back around]

[Cow:] Mrr



"And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break

and then realises he can't swim"



[Cow walking towards pool, big splash]

[Cow:] Moo

[Crowd cheering]

[Cow:] Mrr,mrr

[Underwater moo]



"And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club,

when a bouncer notices he doesn't have any shoes on"



[F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you

[Cow:] Moo

[F1:] Uh uh uh, you can't touch that

[Cow:] Moo

[Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl

[Cow:] Moo

[Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave

[Cow:] Moo

[M2:] Hey watch it cow



"And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle

when the farmer makes an obvious bad call"



[Tennis ball being hit]

[Farmer:] That was out

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] Don't tell me it wasn't cause I saw it and that was out

[Cow:] Moo

[Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that's how far, come in look there is still a mark where it's out

[Cow:] Moo