Bewitched

After one whole quart of brandy


Like a daisy, I'm awake


With no Bromo-Seltzer handy


I don't even shake





Men are not a new sensation


I've done pretty well I think


But this half-pint imitation


Put me on the blink





I'm wild again, beguiled again


A simpering, whimpering child again


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I





Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep


When love came and told me, I shouldn't sleep


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I





Lost my heart, but what of it


He is cold I agree


He can laugh, but I love it


Although the laugh's on me





I'll sing to him, each spring to him


And long, for the day when I'll cling to him


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I





He's a fool and don't I know it


But a fool can have his charms


I'm in love and don't I show it


Like a babe in arms





Love's the same old sad sensation


Lately I've not slept a wink


Since this half-pint imitation


Put me on the blink





I've sinned a lot, I'm mean a lot


But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I





I'll sing to him, each spring to him


And worship the trousers that cling to him


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I





When he talks, he is seeking


Words to get, off his chest


Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best





Vexed again, perplexed again


Thank God, I can be oversexed again


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I





Wise at last, my eyes at last,


Are cutting you down to your size at last


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more





Burned a lot, but learned a lot


And now you are broke, so you earned a lot


Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more





Couldn't eat, was dispeptic


Life was so hard to bear


Now my heart's antiseptic


Since you moved out of there





Romance, finis. Your chance, finis.


Those ants that invade