Dastardly Bastard

paralyzed reaction

on the crackin' of my tired ol' bones

the heat i keep catchin'

misinformed correction

just a dragon's spiteful groan

if they only knew

ten cups of fuel and i'll explain it to you.

i'm just a dastardly bastard

a livin' hazard

i'm the master of gettin plastered

i know a killer named pricilla

she lives out on the river

her quivers make me shiver

shakes my tree like king kong

if they only knew

i'm a dastardly bastard

a livin' hazard

i'm the master of gettin plastered

unnatural disaster, cubit sarcastard

i'm livin' faster than a roller caster.