Two Of Them Kissed Last Night

There was a girl we'll call her Betty


And a guy let's call him Neil


Now I can't stress this point too strongly


This story isn't real.


(time passes by)


Now our Neil must decide


Who will be the girl that he casts aside?


Will Betty be the one who he loves truly


Or will it be the one who we'll call L-L-Lulie?


He must decide, he must decide


Even though I made him up he must decide