Old Woman On A Train

Caught the train from Warrabrook


All the way into Hornsby.


But somehow we got stuck


Next to a fat spastic old lady.





She had a stereo


And a granny pram.


A big fat ugly gut


And a pink bum-bag.





Yeah - Yeah!





All stations to Central.


She's been here since Newcastle.


And the Knights are gunna win the comp'





Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman on a train.





She had some Choc-Wheaton's


Some plastic tupperware.


She hated all Asians


'Cos "they're not from round here"





Yeah - Yeah!





All stations to Central.


She's been here since Newcastle.


And the Knights are gunna win the comp'





Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman on a train.





All stations to Central.


She's been here since Newcastle.


And the Knights are gunna win the comp'





Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman on a train.


Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman on a train.


Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman on a train.


Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.


Old Woman on a train.