Think As You Drunk

just who the hell do you think you are?
i pay the light bill in this bar
hey, what you mean
you're gonna cut me off?
just shut up
and give me that beer i bought
i got no idea who took my keys
or who put this lipstick on my cheek
i know i might come off whiskey bent
you're probably thinkin'
i'm three sheets to the wind..

but i ain't as think as you drunk i am
don't pay no mind to this mountain
of crushed up cans
no, i can't say my CBAs
but i can sing you every song
that jukebox plays
and i know i can't stand or sit
but if i was hammered,
could i dance like this?
might have a cold one in each hand
but i ain't as think as you drunk i am
honey, to be honest, i had me a few
and i mighta danced with a cowgirl or two
i might left my left boot at the bar
you mighta seen me
layin' out in the yard..

but i ain't as think as you drunk i am
don't pay no mind to this mountain
of crushed up cans
no, i can't say my CBAs
but i can sing you every song
that jukebox plays
and i know i can't stand or sit
but if i was hammered,
could i dance like this?
might have a cold one in each hand
but i ain't as think as you drunk i am

well, i mighta started drinkin' at noon
but this honky tonk
don't close 'til two..

and i ain't as think as you drunk i am
don't pay no mind to this mountain
of crushed up cans
no, i can't say my CBAs
but i can sing you every song
that jukebox plays
and i know i can't stand or sit
but if i was wasted,
could i dance like this?
might have a cold one in each hand
but i ain't as think as you drunk i am
might have a cold one in all three hands
but i ain't as think as you drunk i am

may not be good as i once was
but i'm as good once
as i ever was..