Who's Got The Crack?

There's no such thing as a harmless joke

There's no such thing as a simple toke

There's no shuch thing as panama jack

Who's got the crack

Whooooo's got the crack

Whooooooooo's got the crack

Whooooo's got the crack

I am a goat

In a moat

With a boat

Who's got the crack?

Whooooo's got the crack

Whooooooooo's got the crack

Whooooo's got the crack

I like it when my hair is poofy

I like it when you slip me a roofy

I like it when

you've got the crack...

Who's got the crack?

Whooooo's got the crack

Whooooooooo's got the crack

Whooooo's got the crack

I wanna be a hippy but I forgot how to loaf

It's hard to be a garbageman

when a sailor stole my glove

I want to be recless but I'm feeling so uptight

put your mamma in a headlock baby

And do it right

Whooooo's got the crack

Whooooooooo's got the crack

Whooooo"s got the crack

Who's got the craaaaaaack?