Heathcliff (opening)

Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should

Terrify their neighborhood

But Heathcliff just won't be outdone

Playing pranks on everyone



There's a race to be on top

The competition doesn't stop

Mixing with the ladies' faire

Being charming, debonair



The game will rule supreme

And no one can deny-yi-yi-yi

They'll race to history

And always have a lot of fun, y'ah



So join in the jubilee

The cats are great, they'll all agree

Finding each calamity

To capture (su)periority



Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh



Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should

Terrify their neighborhood

But Heathcliff just won't be outdone

You should realize you could win it with you